LJ I am sorry for forsaking you D: 
Rushing to huangcheng, crash into coffee table, wake up next morning, have bruise bigger than the one on arm
Using the computer, try to pick pen up with toe, actually pick epee up with toe
 

Thing of the day, in 5 easy steps

1) Lock yourself in the toilet with a piece of A4 paper
2) Make a boat
3) Fill your sink with water
4) Float the boat
5) When it gets soggy, unplug the sink and watch the column of water


 

1) The shower head can and will fall down and bludgeon you into a concussion
2) Shower curtains stick to you and when you try to shrug them off you will be caught in a tangle of curtain, an endless unravelable spiral
3) Those mats on the floor lie in ambush, waiting for this sad loser to step on them and slip

I will stop showering from now on. Hell to hygiene

You guys. You have no clue how numb my ass is now. I think I sat down too hard

Thanks for the chocolate and etc edible things, it made me really giddy and was sufficient to put me into a sugar coma
Thanks for the balloons and etc unedible things, I don't really know what to do with them but Humphrey does so thanks

POP was mad fun. 7C dancing all the fac dances without actually knowing the fac dances ahaha
Miss Ouyang: All of you so cute dancing at the back.

J2 calls! Onwaard!